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God, there's nothing on. 360 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:55,264 00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:48,330 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,880 00:19:37,116 --> 00:19:41,485 388 but we were gradually climbing » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy "Family Guy" revolves around the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family striving to cope with everyday life in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another. You never went to Vietnam. And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons. Read on for more! so the resistance wasn't quite as stiff. 228 So, if you see news reports about a Roy Mitchell from three towns over who was accused of all sorts of nonsense and left in a hurry, it's got nothing to do with me, because, again, I'm... 213 Cars are bigger back now. the jug" corn whiskey moonshine? 00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:44,628 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:18,188 You're a young man now. There must have been some other song you heard. 308 Peter. 358 - Hey, show some respect. Damn right I'm against it! I don't? your "three X's drawn on What?! 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:28,568 The animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. you're really just telling them, 222 And so many quarters. Night at the Museum. Hey, why is Pete Townshend taking pictures of you? 221 And introducing Doodles Weaver as Brian the Dog. 350 Sure thing. Help! 232 00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:41,091 The Museum of Television & Radio. I'd hear that song ♪ Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale ♪. 00:11:01,209 --> 00:11:04,343 00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:44,379 Someone! Do we have any Raisin Bran in the house? You never went to Vietnam. (LOUDLY): I am shouting for some reason and will now suddenly be replaced by crude graphics. 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:07,177 He'll be here in ten minutes. a little bit longer. 315 No, you are not! 00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:16,467 Boy, the Clam sure looks different. You didn't hear the songs I heard! - Hey, show some respect. Peter. 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:08,476 You're doing the math now, aren't you? That's right. 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:31,272 When you hear your name. "To the moon"? Griffin. That's the fat idiot from The Family Guy. Lois is the name of his wife. 00:20:46,474 --> 00:20:48,635 Is it any worse You have no idea ♪ The number, not "also" ♪, 375 (LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) PETER: And it was jumpin'. We don't trust just any cigarette for our children. Family Guy S16E16 Through the Years Family Guy S16E16 Family Guy. [2] Pete Townshend's stalking of Chris at Woodstock is in reference to the singer's arrest for child pornography which he claimed he was researching for a book. I wanted to tell you, but you were so dead set against it. Is it any worse Chris, I see in the paper (DOORBELL RINGS) Hello. I'm glad. 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,511 and then got hit by a bus - I never thought of it that way. 00:16:31,308 --> 00:16:32,607 And now a word from our sponsor: Fred Trump Apartments. 00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,463 These are their children. 00:12:59,527 --> 00:13:03,562 344 your collars on the way in. 00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:52,636 ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Family_Guy%27_Through_the_Years?oldid=153995. our early family roots to Asia. Boy, these commercials go by fast. Try Post Raisin Bran, made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried in the sun for a long period of time; and bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain. 'Cause the thing is, Chris, drugs turn you into someone you're not. Family Guy has been on for many seasons and has even been cancelled a few times! 289 For 60 years, Sunday has meant God, football and Family Guy. There must have been Right, kids? It's why it's the playground favorite. NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one small step ED SULLIVAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the Beatles. Listen, Chris, your mother and I love you. I spent our entire savings building that stupid fallout shelter we never get to use. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Leave us humans alone. I just moved in down the block. (YELLING) Of course, it was 1958, so the resistance wasn't quite as stiff. Chris, I see in the paper that Vietnam is still going on, and as a blue collar TV dad, I demand you enlist. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. ♪ Let his son die ♪, 379 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:26,708 356 No son of mine. Sorry, Chris, we don't got the money. Raleigh Kids is the only cigarette made for tiny hands. 00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:23,616 I'm staying here and smoking dope. 00:11:23,031 --> 00:11:25,531 234 This is Chris, the firstborn son. Boy, even in the '50s, you're a scumbag. That "There's something Carnage, the sleepless nights... 328 SINGERS: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale - There we go. ♪ My son, not me ♪, 378 00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:55,770 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,027 Family Guy is an American animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company that premiered on January 31, 1999. 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:29,104 Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Family Guy Fun, and much more! (LIGHT JINGLE PLAYING) Post Raisin Bran Made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried In the sun for a long period of time And bran The hard outer layers of cereal grain Along with germ It is an integral part of whole grains Post Raisin Bran. You two were the only ones in the Apple Dumpling Gang! - Fence. For 60 years, Sundays have meant God, football and Family Guy. ♪ Let my son die ♪, 376 363 On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 16, the show is reimagined in a special retrospective taking us through the 50s, 60s and 70s. - You know, Lois, I had an idea. My penis would even play "Fortunate Son" while I was visiting a whorehouse. Oh, I left my carry-on I'll kill you! I didn't think this through. 311 ♪ He's probably at the theater ♪, 371 Report. 312 When you eat Raisin Bran, it fills your stomach and keeps you from feeling the sensation of hunger. on the walk home. 00:20:48,636 --> 00:20:50,561 364 - ♪ Can't raise his arms. Welcome home, Quagmire! I thought this war would be fun, you know, just go over there and fight the Donkey Kong. If you don't want to live with blacks, Fred Trump. Why not, Dad? Yeah, there was. Actor Allusion : Meg's appearance in the '70s segment is a Whole Costume Reference to … - No, I'm not. - I'm here to bring you home. - ♪ His son, not him ♪ 361 Uhp, here come some tourists. 288 - Hey, Peter! I said no running! 00:12:56,524 --> 00:12:59,492 I stormed the beaches at Normandy. Watch Family Guy: Season 16 `Family Guy' Through the Years on DIRECTV. Chris ships out in the morning! Raleigh Kids is the only cigarette made for tiny hands. 326 294 Just working day after day, I'm exhausted, and I miss my family. (AUDIENCE CHEERING) - Huh? Put on your glasses. Mom, Dad, Chris is gone! 226 The flash now official, President Kennedy has been killed. 300 Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Oh, Lord, that's horrible! 00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:37,852 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,745 Oh, no, my dad! about how cool 'Nam is? 86 355 Good. A television? A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 16 E 19 The Unkindest Cut. Wow, Peter, your plan worked to show Chris how horrible drugs are. I'll have my regular breakfast and the newspaper, please. Premiering in 1952 as a recurring sketch in the popular Dow Chemical Follies, Family Guy has survived 19 … And by tattling on someone, 1 Introduction and opening notes 2 November 11, 1956 "Pilot" 3 August 17, 1969 4 March 11, 1973 5 Outro and closing notes Among the television shows featured in the background during Peter's introduction are images of Gilligan's Island, Lassie, I Dream of Jeannie, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Star Trek, I Love Lucy, The Jeffersons, The Twilight Zone, Cheers, The Lone … 231 Hey, where you going?! Is it any worse than your "three X's drawn on the jug" corn whiskey moonshine? In this send-up of TV retrospectives, Family Guy is depicted as a long-running sitcom and shows how the show (and society at large) has changed from the 1950s to the 1970s. and move out. Yeah, there was. - Yes, sir. What?! What? Again, made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried in the sun for a long period of time; and bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain. 215 No son of mine. And now a word from our sponsor: Fred Trump Apartments. - Well, I'm not going. 00:12:28,096 --> 00:12:30,429 Get DIRECTV 1 … - Capo. 386 Good evening. You know, there's lots of things steel beams and ladders. We got some time before Elvis. and told them I was gay. I'm Tom Tucker, and this is the Radio 5 news. A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades. Read on for more! Of course, it was 1958. Okay, here's your highball, a grapefruit, and our one weird serrated spoon. (EXPLOSION) Why don't you just buy a TV for the weekend, - watch Elvis, - (MAN SCREAMING OUTSIDE) and then return it on Monday and say it doesn't work? 00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:58,367 Andy Griffith used to beat me up. 00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:01,830 For 60 years, Sundays have meant God, football and Family Guy. It's good to have you back from the war in one piece, Quagmire. You know, "to-to the moon. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. You can barely absorb any of it. No son of mine is gonna be drinking a three martini lunch. Or taking a swift boat 343 3,000 feet out into dead space, 324 00:19:05,251 --> 00:19:07,151 00:04:04,459 --> 00:04:05,992 I demand you enlist. because I called one of the band guys a bad name. We got some time before Elvis. ♪ His son, not him ♪, 381 Family Guy creator is rebooting cult 80s comedy Revenge of the Nerds It … 295 ("FORTUNATE SON" BY CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL PLAYING) I'd hear that song any time I was in a helicopter. - ♪ Let his son die ♪ It's 1994, and the moon belongs to Earth. than your five Scotch breakfast? (WARBLING SOUND EFFECTS) It's safe now. I went to the draft board [3] The opening of the 1973 … Didn't these used to have nuts in 'em? 00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:46,452 ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/%22Family_Guy%22_Through_the_Years?oldid=149817. And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons. 00:11:04,379 --> 00:11:06,345 Chris Griffin, you are grounded. Shut up, Joe! Quagmire loses the one thing most precious to him in the whole world… his *NSFW* Overview: After Joe manages to procure a speedboat from work, Peter and the gang join him for a day on the lake. 335 Help! Raleigh Kids Cigarettes is happy to bring you Family Guy, the story of an American family named the Griffins. Tonight it's gonna be jumpin'! Mom, Dad, Chris is gone! He'll be here in ten minutes. Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains. 00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:29,406 299 Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there. 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:45,611 With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. and the Donkey Kong knew that. - Dad, what are you doing here? Permalink: For 60 years, Sundays have meant God, football and Family Guy. Meg. " 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:58,102 Ask Ron Howard, he'll tell you. No son of mine Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains. ♪ Locked in a cage ♪, 384 Quiet, Lois, I'm trying to watch TV. 242 I just tell it like it is. I stormed the beaches at Normandy. 233 Family Guy is an American animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company that premiered on January 31, 1999. We can't afford this; you quit your job. 00:11:48,356 --> 00:11:49,922 [For a complete script, see: ""Family Guy" Through the Years" at the Transcripts Wiki] Peter : For 60 years, Sunday has met God, Football, and Family Guy , … In the episode "Breaking Out is Hard to Do", Peter assumed every Asian guy was Jackie Chan. - This is Peter, - (LIGHT ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYING) breadwinner and head of household. Tim Conway was sleeping with 223 is gonna be drinking 236 They're kind of sharp. 00:11:46,487 --> 00:11:48,321 I gave my notice, and tomorrow's my last day. 253 Good morning, family. ♪ I'm not supposed to be here ♪, 367 We just want you to stay a kid a little bit longer. Cleveland, did you know about this? We lost a lot of good men. - Capo. 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,810 Chris, you are going to Vietnam and doing your duty, like Quagmire did. some other song you heard. I'll kill you! Or taking a swift boat deep into the jungle, that song again. 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